It's a spoof, but better than reading another story about Stephanie Ragusa.
May 1, 2008 - Headline:
Third grade teacher arraigned on Federal firearms possesion charges for having handgun in class -- blames school budget cuts and statewide testing
Through her attorney, she insisted she never intended to harm her pupils with the handgun she kept in a supply closet in her classroom but merely intended to use the pistol as a visual instructional aide, giving her students a learning incentive they well deserve.Read the whole thing from TheSpoof.com